McCain Smiley Fries are too happy.
If I were a potato that looked like an emoticon, I’d be pissed. Especially if I were served with peas.
And I wonder if McCain will ever extend the product into winks, frowns, and poker faces.
I'm Lisa Taylor, an integrated copywriter of all sorts of stuff. Except vanity license plates. I just don't get the appeal.
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